My plea...

I know you're the best driver in the world...
I know you've spent thousands on your car...
I know that a Nissan Micra/Peugeot 206/your mums fiesta will always be the fastest car in the world...
I know that neon running lights make your car look really cool...
I know you need a baseball cap to keep all your multitude of brains inside your head...
I know that you don't need to keep to the speed limits...
I know that the highway code doesn't apply to you...
I know you have a speaker system that Ministry of Sound would be proud of...
I know you want to show off your car as much as you can...

But please, pretty please, pretty please with sugar on top...

TURN YOUR BLOODY FOG LIGHTS OFF

It's uncomfortable for the person following you, and it's blinding for the person in front.

You don't need them on. We can see you and your blinged up car perfectly well without them.

Please...

Remember, fogs should only ever be used when visibility drops below 100m